This drawer was not in the floor plan.
Small web experiments, fictional departments, and things that did not require a website but received one anyway.
The Sauce Sanctuary
An unofficial Arby’s Sauce fan page. No affiliation, endorsement, or actual religious authority.
Reindeer Flight Command
Fictional holiday bureaucracy. This is a comedy page, not a government service or a live Santa tracker.
The Quackling Quibble of Quasars
An absurd little fiction about cosmic cucumbers, ballet toasters, and a deeply suspicious vegetable.
An Entirely Unenforceable Speed Limit
A tiny roadside experiment. Fictional signage, spectacularly poor traffic policy.
The Scenic Route
A companion sign for an internet with considerably more detours than necessary.
Keokuck
A shelf for river-town oddities. The name has an extra consonant. The archive does not yet have any witnesses.
The Longest List of Things That Did Not Need to Be This Long
A fictional collection of long-winded objects. No world records, restoration claims, or tape measures were harmed.
The Department of Orbital Tabs
My websites, arranged in a less practical shape. A sphere-inspired directory with an ordinary list for people with places to be.
The Extremely Unofficial Keokuk Gazette
A fictional period-style newspaper experiment. Written now, not an archival newspaper or a report of actual events.