Reindeer Flight Command
Fictional holiday bureaucracy. This is a comedy page, not a government service or a live Santa tracker.
Nine reindeer.
Forty-seven forms.
Flight manifest
Rudolph: navigation. Dasher: acceleration. Dancer: formation. Prancer: altitude. Vixen: route support. Comet: endurance. Cupid: morale. Donner and Blitzen: weather complaints.
Pre-flight requirements
Harness inspection. Hoof count. Cookie inventory. Confirmation that the roof is, in fact, a roof.
Request fictional launch clearance
No data is submitted. The clearance desk is a button with excellent posture.
The sleigh is parked. The paperwork is airborne.
Read the incident report
One carrot entered the turbine. There is no turbine. Investigation continues.