The Quackling Quibble of Quasars
An absurd little fiction about cosmic cucumbers, ballet toasters, and a deeply suspicious vegetable.
Reality has
stepped out.
Please direct urgent questions to the cucumber.
The cosmic cucumber
A quasar wanted to dance. The lack of feet was raised at the first planning meeting. A flying toaster offered ballet lessons, provided nobody mentioned the crumbs.
The infinite noodle
Noodleus Maximus had been stretching since the beginning of lunch. Nobody knew where the other end was. Someone in accounting was still paying for it.
The Spinach Armada
Every leaf had a tiny captain. Every captain wanted a bigger leaf. The bananas declined to comment, citing an ongoing peel.
Reality version 1.0. Known issue: everything.
No unexplained audio, surprise reload, or actual cosmic intervention. Even nonsense can have manners.